Pharaoh (also known as Mighty Pharaoh)

The Pharaoh was officially dubbed with that nickname somewhere around July 2002. This was around the time The Pharaoh had decided it was time to commit fully to the favored insane activities of the Elimination Dept. This included anger towards most people in social situations, taunting of golfers, angry e-mail diatribes, and eventually LiveJournal.

Ask Pharaoh about his current state of awareness and he will tell you he spent his first five years in the States (starting in 1994) being brainwashed by pop culture images on TV. Eventually he was awakened from his fixation on dumbed-down pop culture and can be attributed with the quote, "Fuck you all, you shit-brained, popcorn loving, lazy fucking sons of bitches!"

He has a great disdain for what society considers "normal" behavior (a common thread amongst all the Elimination Dept. members) and refuses to be "led" by popular opinion. Mainly because he thinks popular opinion is undeserving of such attention.

As the years went on he eventually joined up with the fellow Quattro members and was taken on a wild ride that included all of the aforementioned social activities. Pharaoh's anger with what he saw as people being too lazy to actually think kept growing. For a while Pharaoh was known for sending out brilliant, and sometimes controversy-causing, e-mails detailing his run-ins with the "common" folk of the world and his notations on these run-ins. After hearing about LiveJournal again and again, and after submitting a 'guest writer' entry to Eliminator's journal Pharaoh decided to finally join the LiveJournal crowd in December 2004.

Pharaoh's entries have been as awe-inspiring as his e-mails were that preceded them. His new, ongoing "Bizarre Events" entries are very popular and give a proper example of what Pharaoh's opinions on many matters are. His part in the Elimination Dept. website has yet to be determined.

In his free time Pharaoh enjoys heavy metal music, playing with his band, Minus Zero, and working out. He is a very big fan of martial arts (back in his native Poland getting into fights during his childhood was a regular occurrence) and physical fitness. Pharaoh believes that the mind and body should be treated like a temple and, without sounding overbearing, will not hesitate to let others know they should treat their minds and bodies the same way.

LiveJournal: MightyPharaoh

See also: Minus Zero website

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