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Obscure & Fucked

The latest addition to the website! Turn to the Obscure & Fucked section for info on bands that you need to hear of, fucked up songs that you need to hear, and obscure and fucked music videos you need to see. This is a brand new section and we are still working out the kinks. If you have any suggestions, leave them in the Obscure & Fucked Suggestion Box.

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OBSCURE & FUCKED VOL. 12: IN THE STREETS & IN YOUR FACE!
Obscure & Fucked Vol. 12 has arrived on the streets and the sounds are awesome. Check on the discography page for samples and the music videos page for all the video clips from this awesome new release!

Music Videos - Week of July 26, 2010 - We got some werewolves, we got some eyeballs, we got some white dudes dancing and a recreation of the album cover for 2 Live Crew's classic As Nasty As They Wanna Be.

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"That Is All"

Well, it's official. If you recall, during our contract negotiations with Brad Fitz we came to a temporary agreement which gave me a contract through November 30th. Well that time has long passed and I've been working day to day here at LiveJournal. It was satisfactory for me, but Fritz has this crazy notion about "commitment" and he just won't let up on me—fuck him and his overbearing control! Earlier this week Brad Fitz called me.

"Yeah. We've come to a decision. We're not interested in you anymore."

"Well ain't that some shit!"

"It's just not working out. I appreciate the effort and the years of hard work, but consider this phone call your pink slip."

"Aight. Bet." See full entry. 12/31/06

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"What? Elimination Dept. has a radio station?" No. "An Internet Radio Station?" No. But we did get to take over the airwaves of Q101 for a short time this weekend. At approximately 10 PM on Saturday, August 6, 2005, Q101 presented Eliminator's "My Shuffle" for all of Chicago to hear. Click here to hear the shuffle.

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